exhibit A: mihao
BLOCKED
tinhao
tinfoil mihao
Cybersecurity is becoming one of the biggest narratives, tinfoil hats are taking over TikTok — and Mihao has already figured it all out. The ni hao cat returns with his most powerful upgrade yet: a tinfoil hat.
ancient wisdom. maximum paranoia.
Classified
connect the dots
Mihao's evidence board. Drag the files around — the red string follows. The more you dig, the more it all makes sense.
the subjecttiktoktinfoil hats are trending. coincidence? he doesn't think so.
REPORT #0420cybersecurity is the next big narrative. source: ██████ trust me.
ni hao cata thousand years of wisdom. now with signal protection.
exhibit B$tinhaothe only hat that blocks FUD, 5G and bad vibes.
"something feels off…"
Field test
block the signals
Signals are coming for Mihao's thoughts. Tap them before they reach the hat. Let five through and they read his mind.
blocked 0
hat ■■■■■
best 0
hat on?
Wi-Fi, 5G, FUD and suspicious eyes are incoming. Tap them to foil them. They speed up.
Exhibit C
meet $tinhao
